You appear to be a cut and paste concoction of black mermaid’s tail with the chest and face of a dripping, ebony otter-like dog.
Whose imagination and sense of humour hound you like this?
Have you always been a bit of both or were you struck by the spell of an angry sea king after lifting your leg against a coral pillar of an under-sea palace, some two billion years ago or three?
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The Whistler at https://youtu.be/2D-Otnf8Jwg